"There is a time for everything and a season for every activity under heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Caught in a Jam

 
Recently, as I was scrolling through photos, there was one that brought back a very vivid memory, the story of which, goes back five years ago, to a time when I dared not tell it. I looked at it and wondered if, with time gone by, could I tell it now?
 
We were visiting Julene and family in Indonesia in a remote place where Chris was flying a float plane. She had frozen mango from their mango tree and asked if I'd mind cooking some jam with it. It seemed like the big part of the work was done. Since the fruit was peeled and sliced, all I had to do was give it a quick whirl in the blender to cook it. 
 
Suddenly, about half way through, as I'm pouring pureed fruit into a bowl I see something that does not belong. Truth be told, I can't even explain the horror that I felt as I saw a two to three inch reptile-like tail float amongst the beautiful yellow puree. What happened and how it happened . . . I don't know.
 
Geckos come into the house, they scoot up walls, across the ceilings, quickly hide behind furniture and may be found squished in door jambs. In the kitchen, they  hide in cupboards, sometimes scurrying into an open pot. The only thing that I can think is that there was one in the bottom of the blender hiding under the blades when I turned it on or that it jumped into the blender while I was not looking. Okay?
 
So what to do. What would you do? There was too much to throw out and too little to start again. This was Indonesia, after all . . . a place where neighbors sift through your trash for food. We all had a good laugh and I continued. Good thing any lizard parts were dark and easy to see as I tried to account for the whole body, sifting through the fruit, then cooking it - hard. I poured the sweet goodness into jars and sealed them. Organic jam with a twist.
 
And now that I have confessed, I almost  feel like Minnie Jackson with her chocolate pie.
 
 
PS . . . the photo of the gecko on the other side of the screen was taken in the evening using a flash.

13 comments:

Maureen said...

Oh that's a priceless buried secret!! I'm sure you all enjoyed the jam regardless! Fun story!

Sandy said...

Oh how funny, Anneliese...The jam looks great and I think that it was great to eat as well...Glad you remembered and posted the great story today.
Love from NC

Miss Debbie said...

This made me smile! I can imagine your horror, but I am proud of you for making the best of it...and sharing the secret! Minnie would be proud! :-)

ellen b. said...

Ha ha...organic! At least it was sterilized...

Anonymous said...

I can feel your initial shock! They say a little protein doesn't hurt, besides, don't they eat fried grasshoppers etc. in some areas? Dairymary

Bev K said...

I'm so glad you didn't throw the whole batch out. After all it was cooked well. I would be happy to have some of that Mango jam.

Kathy ~ Artful Accents said...

When I saw the title of your post come up on my blog roll, I had a feeling I knew what was coming!! LOL Oh my goodness, I love this story.

Judy said...

I'm smiling. Only the cook knows for sure! Organic mango jam...high in protein. Great story.

Rosella said...

Oh this is so funny!!! Good for you for making the best of it and I'll bet that jam was delicious after-all! Your reference to the chocolate pie made me laugh.

Marg said...

That's a cute story Anneleise. I'm not sure if I want to be a guest at your home anymore...(LOL)
I can only imagine what you went through.

Julene said...

Secret Recipe indeed!!!

Just a little something from Judy said...

You seem to have the best stories, and sometimes one just has to have secret ingredients in their cooking. It made me smile when I think of your discovery and your way of dealing with it all.

Thoughts on Life and Millinery. said...

My husband's grandmother lived in Guam in the 1960s and brought him gecko eggs when she visited him in San Diego as a child. The geckos hatched and entertained him and went on to breed. I recall a gecko squished inside a shoe story.
No wonder there is a proverb about lizards being found everywhere in a King's Palace. Proverbs 30:28. Wonder if a few kings have picked out lizard parts from their meals?